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✗I don't feel a thing✗

Anonymous: Have you ever been given a wedgie?

NO

lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

heyitsemele:

pastelmorgue:

eradicategirlhate:

you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

THE DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

Reblogging again, because this will never be irrelevant. 

cassywinchestertheangel:

Do you ever start a series and the entire time you’re watching the first episode you have your eye on that one character?

Like;

That one.

That’s the one that’s gonna ruin my life.

thurdsay:

*has tumblr open in three tabs*